A mate shared a story with me that was too good not to share. It’s a story that everyone needs to hear. All names and places have been changed to protect the people involved. But he’s not embarrassed, he’s provided me with the photos and screen shots of the event. I’ve still changed the details so I don’t ruin his chances of getting any poontang in the future.
I honestly don't know how it got that hot. We followed the recipe to the letter. I think the current batch of Scorpion Chillies we have are hotter than normal. Must have been a good harvest.
I didn't do this interview to make people jealous, I did it to hopefully inspire you to try harder every day. If you work really hard at something maybe one day you will be as rich as me.
Not to criticise anyone but you know, you could all try a little bit harder, that's all.
I pretty much only watch stand up comedy on Netflix. It makes me happy and I believe every day you should do things that make you happy. That's why I tend to not watch drama or shows where people act like a bunch of wankers. (MAFS excepted of course.)So I watched Ricky Gervais' comedy special "Humanity" and I found it piss funny. I'd give it a 9/10.
In typical Ricky G fashion all of the best gags were the 'politically incorrect' material. A lot of the best humour was derived from making fun of people who've been offended by his gags in recent years.
So Easter is just around the corner – Sunday April 1st to be exact - 9 days away. And while no one really gives a shit about what this holiday signifies the one thing we all like about Easter is public holidays and chocolate eggs.
But there are many pitfalls to Easter and I want to help you navigate your way through the minefields that cause catastrophic fail at this time of year.
In the same morbid curiosity that made me watch "Two girls one cup" and Google "Blue Waffle" I just had to watch this film. Also my mate George keeps hassling me to watch it because he spent $6 on the download and he really wants to get his money's worth out of it. The tight arse.
It made me start thinking about where I was in my life 10 years ago. And I distinctly remember writing down where I thought I would be right now:
So we decided to bow to public pressure (and Woolworths) and change the name of our flagship hot sauce to: “Mrs Bunster’s Special Sauce.”
We understand that this might affect our sales BUT it means we’ll get stocked in every major retailer and we’ll be liked by everyone and never offend an old lady buying pig’s trotters at the local Butchers ever again.
So last Saturday I was sitting on the couch catching up on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" when a man knocked on my door. He was holding one of those massive pink and blue stripey bags you get from a dollar store and it was full of stuff. He also had a brand new looking box that contained some kind of appliance I had never seen before.