Bunsters Life Tips: What to do if you sh*t yourself on a date

Before I start with the poo talk - good news! Amazon stuffed up the chocolate shipping cut off date. So if you want to order the last of our chilli chocolate bars - 2 for the price of one the sweet deal will finish Tuesday May 15. Get your orders in. Here's the link and use the code  BOGOFBUNS   to get 50% off.
A mate shared a story with me that was too good not to share. It’s a story that everyone needs to hear. All names and places have been changed to protect the people involved. But he’s not embarrassed, he’s provided me with the photos and screen shots of the event. I’ve still changed the details so I don’t ruin his chances of getting any poontang in the future.
May 10, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

Bunsters Life Tips: How to make your own Tabasco (using Bunsters)

We cooked a fresh batch of sauce a few weeks ago and in the interest of quality control I cracked open a bottle of Black Label to test it and FUCK ME DEAD THAT SHIT IS HOT!!
I honestly don't know how it got that hot. We followed the recipe to the letter. I think the current batch of Scorpion Chillies we have are hotter than normal. Must have been a good harvest.
April 26, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

Bunsters Life Tips: MTV Cribs came over to my house!!!

You may or may not be aware that I've been incredibly successful from making this little hot sauce called Shit the Bed. So successful in fact that MTV Cribs came around to my house to scope out all of my cool shit.  
I didn't do this interview to make people jealous, I did it to hopefully inspire you to try harder every day. If you work really hard at something maybe one day you will be as rich as me. 
Not to criticise anyone but you know, you could all try a little bit harder, that's all.   
April 19, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

Bunsters Life Tips: The best (Un-PC) comedy on Netflix

I pretty much only watch stand up comedy on Netflix. It makes me happy and I believe every day you should do things that make you happy. That's why I tend to not watch drama or shows where people act like a bunch of wankers. (MAFS excepted of course.)So I watched Ricky Gervais' comedy special "Humanity" and I found it piss funny. I'd give it a 9/10. 
In typical Ricky G fashion all of the best gags were the 'politically incorrect' material. A lot of the best humour was derived from making fun of people who've been offended by his gags in recent years. 

March 28, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

Bunsters Life Tips: How To Not Fail This Easter

So Easter is just around the corner – Sunday April 1st to be exact - 9 days away. And while no one really gives a shit about what this holiday signifies the one thing we all like about Easter is public holidays and chocolate eggs.

But there are many pitfalls to Easter and I want to help you navigate your way through the minefields that cause catastrophic fail at this time of year. 

March 22, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

Bunsters Life Tips: I watched feminist bashing film "The Red Pill"

So I watched the controversial feminist bashing doco "The Red Pill". The film was banned from lots of cinemas in Australia and even Netflix wouldn't show it. The only way to see it is to pay to download it. 
In the same morbid curiosity that made me watch "Two girls one cup" and Google "Blue Waffle" I just had to watch this film. Also my mate George keeps hassling me to watch it because he spent $6 on the download and he really wants to get his money's worth out of it. The tight arse. 
March 15, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

Bunsters Life Tips : I've Discovered the Meaning of Life

So I reached a milestone birthday today. I won't bore you with the details but there is a "0" at the end. A rather pushy journalist published my real age TWICE in the national press last year so it's no secret if you want to do a stalk and find out how old I am.
It made me start thinking about where I was in my life 10 years ago. And I distinctly remember writing down where I thought I would be right now:
March 08, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

Bunsters info - We had to change our label!!

The great thing about still being a small company is that every time we go to the factory to cook we can make changes to our labels if we need to.
So we decided to bow to public pressure (and Woolworths) and change the name of our flagship hot sauce to: “Mrs Bunster’s Special Sauce.”
We understand that this might affect our sales BUT it means we’ll get stocked in every major retailer and we’ll be liked by everyone and never offend an old lady buying pig’s trotters at the local Butchers ever again.
March 01, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

I'm in Love with a Battery Operated Device

This is a true story, names and places have been changed, to protect Gerald. 
So last Saturday I was sitting on the couch catching up on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" when a man knocked on my door. He was holding one of those massive pink and blue stripey bags you get from a dollar store and it was full of stuff. He also had a brand new looking box that contained some kind of appliance I had never seen before.
February 22, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide

Bunsters Life Tips : How Shit the Bed Works!

(Firstly any Aussies who were needing sauce we just cooked up a fresh batch - BUY NOW HERE)
So it has taken us 2 years and 5 months since legitimately incorporating this Hot Sauce Company to finally get a T shirt up for sale. And it was worth the wait. 
The front of the plain black shirt is simply emblazoned with 'Shit the Bed' in our signature font, to lure your friends in to asking, "What's all that about?"

February 15, 2018 by Bunsters Worldwide